Nigel (looking at the new watch he received for his birthday): It’s been eighteen hours, six minutes, and thirty-seven seconds.
Aidan (without looking up from his book): Huh?
Nigel: I’m counting the hours, minutes, and seconds.
Aidan: Since what?
Nigel: Since today started.
[Aidan does not respond.]
Nigel (trying to pique his brother’s interest): This is American machinery we’re dealing with.
Aidan (without skipping a beat): It was probably made in China.