Quite Warm
The Scene: A family of three – a mother and her two teenage sons – strolls into the gated outdoor pool area of a hotel. It is early evening; the desert sun is low. The mother settles into a chaise lounge near the pool, and her sons drop off their towels on chairs near her. They walk around to the deep end of the pool as the mother opens up a book. The older brother dips his toe into the water.
Older brother: It’s quite warm.
He backs up, and then strides quickly toward the pool as he jumps and pulls himself into a perfect-form cannonball. Perfect. The mother, impressed, didn’t know that her son could do that so well. Seconds later, he calmly surfaces.
Older brother (in the same tone): It’s quite warm.
Mother: Good!
She smiles at her son, wondering what movie he is quoting. Usually when he repeats himself, it’s because he’s either employing echolalia or is expecting a response. He is satisfied with her acknowledgement and glides over to the far corner of the pool. The younger brother then readies himself: he backs up, strides toward the edge, and jumps. He does not exhibit the cannonball form of his brother, but his long hair flies impressively. The mother wishes she had filmed it. He surfaces, spluttering.
Younger brother, sneering: You LIE!!
He lunges through the water toward his older brother, who laughs as he evades him. The mother hides her smile behind her book. So that’s what he was up to, she muses.
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16 Responses to “Quite Warm”
August 7th, 2009 at 4:38 am
lol!!!
such an adorable rascal!
August 7th, 2009 at 5:16 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was priceless!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Welcome back! Missed you!
August 7th, 2009 at 5:42 am
Ha!! Clever boy!!! I love it!
August 7th, 2009 at 7:50 am
: )
August 7th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Oh! That’s great! Brothers are awesome!
August 7th, 2009 at 10:00 am
That was awesome. I LOVE Aedin’s hair, by the way. LOVE IT.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Beautiful snapshot. I love it!
August 8th, 2009 at 10:40 am
You didn’t need to film it! It was perfectly described for us! That’s great!
August 8th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Nigel has always had the greatest sense of humor!
August 8th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
hahahaa!!! How cheeky is Nigel?!! that’s so cute!
Welcome back!! Looking forward to reading more of your writings and musings!
August 8th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Psych! Nigel totally burned you both with that one! Hah!
Don’t know why I’m getting so much pleasure from Nigel’s subterfuge, but I love it!
August 9th, 2009 at 6:10 am
Nice one Nigel ……
August 10th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Hahahahaha…. awesome.
August 10th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I love his sense of humor
August 11th, 2009 at 4:59 am
AWESOME! I love Nigel’s sense of humor!
August 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
This is great! It reminds me of my son, Jonathan. He’s clever enough that he doesn’t try to trick the rest of the family for about two to three years. When when we least expect it, he zings us again.
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