The Bright Side
The Scene: Interior of a meeting room attached to a church – a Boy Scout meeting is in progress. About a dozen Scouts sit at four tables scattered throughout the room. Some parents sit at a different table off to the side. The boys are focused on the Scoutmaster, who is standing at the front of the room talking about foods that are appropriate to bring on a camping trip. He recounts an incident when one troop brought a huge bag of plain oatmeal for their only food for the entire trip. He tells how it rained that trip, and the oatmeal soaked up the rain, so the Scouts had nothing but bland, cold oatmeal to eat. The Scouts at the meeting make faces and sounds to indicate their feelings of distaste and their sympathy for the Scouts with the oatmeal. All except one. When the other Scouts quiet down, he pipes up.
Autistic teen: But it does prevent heart disease.
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10 Responses to “The Bright Side”
March 12th, 2009 at 4:39 am
I think Nigel has a future in advertising. He has me sold on eating cold oatmeal!
March 12th, 2009 at 6:41 am
I LOVE IT!! Brenden once told me he thought his enuresis was due to an enlarged prostate. “Yes Virginia, there are advertisers.”
March 12th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Hard to argue with that!
March 12th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Ha! True and funny all at the same time…would’ve loved to be there to share a chuckle! :0)
March 12th, 2009 at 10:13 am
: )
March 12th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Gotta love him!!!
March 12th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I should have mentioned that Nigel eats plain oatmeal daily – but uncooked, if you can believe that!
March 13th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Too cute!
March 13th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
That’s awesome! I love his perspective.
November 28th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This is so my son. He’s so literal he doesn’t joke. And speaking of Scouts, he earned his Eagle rank last spring!
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